Saintless

This is SO getting posted at work!

Alt: “I spent more time trying to get an audible.com audio book playing than it took to listen to the book. I have lost every other piece of DRM-locked music I have paid for.”

I’ve quit posting the new xkcd comics, because I figure you probably all subscibe to them already. But, I couldn’t resist this one:

And the alt text… “We didn’t even get to the continued fractions!”

I figured I needed a break from the politics…

Title: Pick you up at eight?’ ‘If you’ll have a new car by then.’

Alt: I always figured the word ‘blog’ would sound *less* silly as the years went by.

I wonder if there’s a list out there dedicated just to the new words that have spawned as a result of the culture of the interwebs? Think one day we’ll start actually saying “LOL” when we’re talking about laughing?

Alt: ‘You will have hot, steamy, sweaty sex … IN BED!’

I’m thinking I may have to go for some Chinese tonight.

Alt: True story: I had to try several times to upload this comic because my ssh key was blacklisted.

This is kind of what work feels like lately.

Alt: The question with Lucy and the football was always whether, on some level, she believed the things she said.

If you don’t own it yet, you should. Fair warning, though, it’s addictive!

Note to self: Get hosting, move your blog, and write a custom theme so you don’t have to shrink images to display them.

Alt: Their biggest mistake was bringing Rachael Ray and Emeril to tour the lab and sign off on the project. That’s when Spielberg caught wind of it.

That’s kind of what goes through my mind when people ask me whether I think Hillary could be Barack’s VP.

Although maybe it’s just a phase, like freshman year of college when I realized I could just buy frosting in a can.

This reminds me of the day I realized that if a grilled cheese sandwich is better with 2 slices of processed cheese food, how much better it would be if I used 3!

Sorry it’s been so long since I’ve posted an XKCD, but I seem to be caught up on a lot of things, giving me that 30 seconds I need to post these as they come out.

Tags: bacon