John McCain Gets Chinese to Share Time Traveling Machine
By Saintless. Filed in 2008 election, John McCain, humor |
Really, how else would you explain this coincidence?
Yesterday, the Chinese were able to not only predict the outcome of their shuttle launch (success!) but were able to quote the astronauts before it even happened!
BEIJING (AP) – A news story describing a successful launch of China‘s long-awaited space mission and including detailed dialogue between astronauts launched on the Internet Thursday, hours before the rocket had even left the ground.
And just one day later, John McCain is able to announce that he’s won tonight’s debate, which won’t occur for another 6 hours, as of this writing.
Although I try not to allow myself to become wrapped up in conspiracy theories, I really believe that what just happened is that the Chinese have invented a time travel machine, and somehow McCain convinced them to share it with him! Anyone have a better explanation?
Monday, September 29th 2008 at 9:52 am |
I have a better explanation, it’s called marketing where the truth is convenient if it agrees and ignored if not – in other words, politics.